Annabelle: Creation is a Satisfyingly Scary Entry in the Conjuring Universe (Review)

Annabelle: Creation is a Satisfyingly Scary Entry in the Conjuring Universe (Review)

In recent years, the latest horror franchise to conjure up globs of money from audiences has been the Conjuring Universe (the name Warner Brothers gave this horror franchise). While the first Conjuring movie, The Conjuring, reshaped the modern-day horror genre, its spin-off, Annabelle, was very underwhelming; in fact, I was so bored that I never finished watching it. But last year, the Conjuring Universe returned to its roots with The Conjuring 2, which was a formidable sequel to the original Conjuring. Up until this week, I wasn’t so sure audiences needed another horror franchise to follow due to what we have seen in years past with horror franchises and their lackluster sequels. But before seeing Annabelle: Creation, which is set before anything that happens in the three previous Conjuring movies, I can’t believe I would ever say this: if Warner Brothers and can keep making horror follow-ups as horrifyingly pleasing as Annabelle: Creation, count me in for this Conjuring Universe.  Read more

Blair Witch: A Carbon Copy Sequel Lacking Scares or Originality [Review]

Blair Witch: A Carbon Copy Sequel Lacking Scares or Originality [Review]

Today’s “found footage” horror movies owe a debt to The Blair Witch Project, the original found footage film from 17 years ago. That movie was a smash hit thanks to the “found footage” that had never been shown in theaters, which left some people initially believing the events in the movie actually happened. Since then a slew of horror movies (most notably the Paranormal Activity series) have found success by featuring “found footage,” thus making the time right for taking another crack at exploring the Blair Witch mythology, while at the same time disregarding the awful sequel Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2. Even though director Adam Wingard (The Guest, You’re Next) does have some tricks up his sleeve that he reveals in the final act, it’s not enough to save Blair Witch, which feels completely unnecessary given its lack of scares or originality. Read more

Paranormal Activity The Ghost Dimension: Tedious & Painful to Watch [Review]

Paranormal Activity The Ghost Dimension: Tedious & Painful to Watch [Review]

Paranormal Activity:  The Ghost Dimension was terrible.  This was my first exposure to the franchise and it will definitely be my last. What a mess.  I’m forgoing my normal ‘no-spoiler’ rule for this review.  If you want to be surprised by this movie, (and you’re actually going to watch it)  maybe go see it before scrolling down.

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