The Snowman is Destined to Melt Away Into a Muddled Pool of Shame (Review)

The Snowman is Destined to Melt Away Into a Muddled Pool of Shame (Review)

I don’t remember the last time I saw a movie in theaters and legitimately struggled to stay awake. The Snowman had an interesting premise so one would think that falling asleep wouldn’t even be an option. That is not the case, though. The Snowman is extremely boring and is overall one of the messiest movies of the year. I checked my watch upwards of 10 times and literally couldn’t wait until it was over.

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Ranking The Entire Alien & Predator Franchises Together

Ranking The Entire Alien & Predator Franchises Together

In celebration of Ridley Scott’s latest entry into the greatest horror sci-fi franchise of all time – Alien: Covenant (now playing – our review HERE), I’ve decided to rank every single Alien and Predator film into one list. Shane Black’s ‘The Predator’ is on tap for a release August 3, 2018 as well, so stay tuned to see that badass horror-action flick next year.  Read more

Alien: Covenant is Visually Rich & Emotionally Satisfying – I Love Michael Fassbender (Review)

Alien: Covenant is Visually Rich & Emotionally Satisfying – I Love Michael Fassbender (Review)

I’ve been looking forward to Alien: Covenant for a while.  There’s something about this franchise that just gets me where I live.  Even when it’s combined with the Predator franchise, even when it’s Prometheus.  I just like bio-horror.  The face-hugger, those magnificent eggs, the chest-burster, the slick big-daddy aliens, the pulsating queens – I love all of it.  And Alien: Covenant has something else I love:  Michael Fassbender.  Fair warning, in this review I’m going to talk about him a lot. Read more

New Alien Covenant Poster Teases Queen, Facehuggers & Plenty of Xenomorph Chaos

New Alien Covenant Poster Teases Queen, Facehuggers & Plenty of Xenomorph Chaos

From 20th Century Fox and director Ridley Scott, comes the follow-up to his prequel film Prometheus — Alien: Covenant. Starring Michael Fassbender, Katherine Waterston, Billy Crudup, Danny McBride, James Franco, Demián Bichir, Carmen Ejogo, Amy Seimetz, Jussie Smollett, Callie Hernandez, Nathaniel Dean, Alexander England, and Benjamin Rigby, the film hits theaters May 19, 2017. Read more

Alien: Covenant Cast Photo Revealed Featuring First Look at James Franco

Alien: Covenant Cast Photo Revealed Featuring First Look at James Franco

From 20th Century Fox and director Ridley Scott, comes the follow-up to his prequel film Prometheus — Alien: Covenant. Starring Michael Fassbender, Katherine Waterston, Billy Crudup, Danny McBride, James Franco, Demián Bichir, Carmen Ejogo, Amy Seimetz, Jussie Smollett, Callie Hernandez, Nathaniel Dean, Alexander England, and Benjamin Rigby, the film hits theaters May 19, 2017. Read more

Assassin’s Creed: Visually Rich but Badly in Need of a Re-write [Review]

Assassin’s Creed: Visually Rich but Badly in Need of a Re-write [Review]

I could see one movie to review this week and the choice came down between Assassin’s Creed and Sing.  One of these had already been given substantially lower viewer ratings than the other but it has also been given Michael Fassbender, one of the most handsome men ever.  The choice was obvious.  And for those of you facing a similar choice, I am here to tell you – Michael Fassbender spends an unnecessarily large amount of screen time without a shirt and because of that I enjoyed this show a lot more than I otherwise would have. Read more

New Assassin’s Creed Trailer Fleshes out Story & Showcases Breathtaking Super Stabby Action

New Assassin’s Creed Trailer Fleshes out Story & Showcases Breathtaking Super Stabby Action

From director Justin Kurzel (Macbeth) and 20th Century Fox comes the big screen adaptation of Assassin’s Creed. Starring Michael Fassbender, Jeremy Irons, Brendan Gleeson, Michael K. Williams
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X-Men: Apocalypse – Beautiful, Well Written & There’s No Mention of Time Travel [Review]

X-Men: Apocalypse – Beautiful, Well Written & There’s No Mention of Time Travel [Review]

I was torn between X-Men:  Apocalypse and that new Tim Burton Alice movie, but thanks to the folks at Cracked.com for coming up with an After Hours episode that swayed me.  I’m glad I went.  I was expecting just another in the X-Men series – there have been some fairly mediocre X-Men movies…   Maybe it was the abundance of handsome men, maybe it was the amazing special effects, but I found myself really liking this one.  I guess I just like the X-Men in general. Read more