Suburbicon is Strange but Under George Clooney’s Sharp Direction it Swings for The Fences (Blu-ray Review)

Suburbicon is Strange but Under George Clooney’s Sharp Direction it Swings for The Fences (Blu-ray Review)

Suburbicon is directed by George Clooney, co-written by Clooney, Joel Coen, Ethan Coen, and Grant Heslov. The film stars Matt Damon, Julianne Moore, Noah Jupe, and Oscar Isaac. The blu-ray is available to own now from Paramount Pictures! Check out my review here: Read more

Downsizing Blu-ray Release Date & Special Features Revealed

Downsizing Blu-ray Release Date & Special Features Revealed

Hailed as “a tremendously entertaining heart-felt comedy” (Julian Roman, Movieweb), director Alexander Payne’s (The Descendants, Nebraska) hilarious DOWNSIZING arrives on 4K Ultra HD, Blu-ray, DVD and Digital March 20, 2018 from Paramount Home Media Distribution.  Read more

Downsizing Comes Up Short With Its Ambitions (Review)

Downsizing Comes Up Short With Its Ambitions (Review)

When trailers first started coming out for Alexander Payne’s latest film, I was definitely intrigued by its premise.  The idea of humans opting for a medical procedure that shrinks them down to four inches tall seemed like a possibility for great satire and comedy.  The cast looked impressive, and Payne’s previous films have been great.  Unfortunately, Downsizing is absolutely nothing like the trailer. All the funny bits were shown in marketing, if they even made the final cut of the movie.  The finished product is too tonally and thematically inconsistent to be good, and the story gets weighed down by its force fed and heavy handed message. Read more

Oscars 2017 Results: Warren Beatty & Faye Dunaway Can’t Read – Moonlight Wins Best Picture

Oscars 2017 Results: Warren Beatty & Faye Dunaway Can’t Read – Moonlight Wins Best Picture

The 89th Annual Academy Awards have been dished out, with La La Land raking in six total, while Moonlight literally stole the evening with a shocking upset for Best Picture – especially after it was wrongly announced that La La Land had won (AND they let them give an acceptance speech for five minutes before telling them who REALLY won). Check out the results and more here. Read more

The Great Wall: Clunky but Original & Refreshing with a Subtle Max Brooks Influence [Review]

The Great Wall: Clunky but Original & Refreshing with a Subtle Max Brooks Influence [Review]

This week it was either the 146 minute long A Cure For Wellness or the much shorter The Great Wall.  Naturally I gravitated towards the film that had Matt Damon and monsters, which sounds like a very appealing combination to me.  Apparently (according to Wikipedia) this was released in China a few months back and then finally released here.  From what I gather it wasn’t all that critically acclaimed, here or in China (at the time I saw it, Rotten Tomatoes gave it 40%) but did it really deserve that rating? Read more

Emmys 2016: Jimmy Kimmel Hit Em With The Hein! & Game of Thrones Rightfully Dominates

Emmys 2016: Jimmy Kimmel Hit Em With The Hein! & Game of Thrones Rightfully Dominates

Seriously – who keeps voting Maggie Smith from Downton Abbey?!?! I’m with Jimmy Kimmel – take that award away and give it to someone who shows up. I realize he’s joking, but… He does have a point doesn’t he? Here are my thoughts and the complete winners list from this year’s 2016 Emmy Awards.  Read more

Jason Bourne: Exciting, Beautiful, Relentless, Exhausting [Review]

Jason Bourne: Exciting, Beautiful, Relentless, Exhausting [Review]

I confess, this was my first Jason Bourne movie with Matt Damon.  Sure I saw that one with Jeremy Renner but that doesn’t really count.  And even though this was my first real taste of the franchise, it felt tired.  You can tell that’s exactly what the film’s producers  were worried about when they made this film because the action never ever stops. It needs you to be excited THE ENTIRE TIME.  The music was relentless, we were forever in that handheld camera view and they were always in a chase scene.  Jason Bourne was exhausting and still stimulating, like when you get no sleep and try to compensate by drinking WAY too much caffeine. Read more

The Great Wall Trailer Teases Epic War Against Monsters Starring Matt Damon & Pedro Pascal

The Great Wall Trailer Teases Epic War Against Monsters Starring Matt Damon & Pedro Pascal

From Legendary, Universal Pictures and director Zhang Yimou (House of Flying Daggers) comes the action blockbuster The Great Wall. Featuring music by Game of Thrones composer Ramin Djawadi and loosely based on a short story World War Z author Max Brooks. Starring Matt Damon, Jing Tian, Pedro Pascal, Willem Dafoe and Andy Lau. It hits theaters February 17, 2017.

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Jason Bourne: A Welcome Return for Cinema’s Best Modern Action Hero [Review]

Jason Bourne: A Welcome Return for Cinema’s Best Modern Action Hero [Review]

Matt Damon and director Paul Greengrass are back to give us another chapter in the Bourne franchise, which seemingly has gotten better with each passing movie (minus the dreadful spinoff The Bourne Legacy). Nine years have passed since we last saw Jason Bourne, but he’s back thanks to a clever story that brings him from out of the shadows. Simply titled Jason Bourne, the latest entry in the Bourne saga is another excellent, globetrotting, cat-and-mouse game full of brutish action with some bureaucratic deception sprinkled on top. Read more

2016 Golden Globes Predictions – Mad Max: Fury Road & The Martian For Top Honors

2016 Golden Globes Predictions – Mad Max: Fury Road & The Martian For Top Honors

The 73rd Annual Golden Globes will take place January 10th, 8 PM ET live on NBC. I’ve decided to try and predict this year’s winners…. Check out my predictions right here. Please note: I’m probably wrong. Big time.

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The Martian: Matt Damon Sciences The Shit Out of Mars [Review]

The Martian: Matt Damon Sciences The Shit Out of Mars [Review]

If it weren’t for the fact that our species will probably one day need to leave Earth to survive, I’d say going into space is about the worst possible idea.    Space is scary.  That’s because human life can only live in this tiny very specific set of conditions and space contains everything outside of that.  Anything with a non-optimal pressure/temperature/atmosphere/pH/etc kills us, probably horribly.  The Martian illustrates this point perfectly.

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