Suburbicon is Strange but Under George Clooney’s Sharp Direction it Swings for The Fences (Blu-ray Review)

Suburbicon is Strange but Under George Clooney’s Sharp Direction it Swings for The Fences (Blu-ray Review)

Suburbicon is directed by George Clooney, co-written by Clooney, Joel Coen, Ethan Coen, and Grant Heslov. The film stars Matt Damon, Julianne Moore, Noah Jupe, and Oscar Isaac. The blu-ray is available to own now from Paramount Pictures! Check out my review here: Read more

Suburbicon is Pointless & Uncomfortable Failing to Deliver Anything of Value (Review)

Suburbicon is Pointless & Uncomfortable Failing to Deliver Anything of Value (Review)

It’s funny how much the Galaxy pre-show can inform a review.  Not only do we get trailers, we get to watch people talk about the movies they made.  I’m not sure why, but when I saw George Clooney talking about Suburbicon, I knew it was going to be a stinker.  The low reviews were no surprise.  I wasn’t going to see Suburbicon to see if it was good or not, I was going to see why it was bad.  Maybe I was hoping it turned out, against all expectation, to be awesome.  It wasn’t, I hated it.   The rest of the review is going to be why I hated it.  If you’re planning on seeing this movie, stop right and don’t read any further.  I’m going to spoil everything.   Read more

Money Monster: All The Skill in The World Can’t Polish a Turd [Review]

Money Monster: All The Skill in The World Can’t Polish a Turd [Review]

I’d never heard of Money Monster before I went and saw it and the trailer told me everything I needed to know about this movie.  It was exactly as advertised.   I feel bad hating on this movie actually.  It was well written and very well acted.  Julia Roberts and George Clooney kept making me feel like I was watching a better movie than I was.  But all the expertise in the world can’t make up for a faulty premise.  But as with all bad movies, I watched this so you don’t have to so I’m going to spoil this one, a lot. Read more